I don’t exactly know who Sam Edelman is, I think something to do with shoes. But I do know that having his name stamped below some wicked hot black and white photos of Kate Upton means I want him to be my friend. Introduce me to Kate perhaps, over drinks, or bowling, or bowling and drinks where I can really impress Kate with my 130 scoring average and my ability to drink a Long Island Iced Tea entirely through my nose.
It may or may not work, but when I wind up spitting up on Kate, maybe she’ll let me watch her change her top. File this under horrible horrible plans for getting lucky. Kate Upton doth inspire. Enjoy.