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Kate Upton Black and White and Hot All Over for Sam Edelman

I don't exactly know who Sam Edelman is, I think something to do with shoes. But I do know that having his name stamped below some wicked hot black and white photos of Kate Upton means I want him to be my friend. Introduce me to Kate perhaps, over drinks, or bowling, or bowling and drinks where I can really impress Kate with my 130 scoring average and my ability to drink a Long Island Iced Tea entirely through my nose.

It may or may not work, but when I wind up spitting up on Kate, maybe she'll let me watch her change her top. File this under horrible horrible plans for getting lucky. Kate Upton doth inspire. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Cleavage, Photos, Kate Upton, Sam Edelman


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