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If there's two things I hate, it's calling a pregnant woman's belly a 'baby bump' (it's something lazy kitschy girl celeb bloggers like to write when in girlfriend mode), and, royal family outrage over people taking pictures of their future Queen, Kate Middleton, now carrying the future heir to the throne (which may or may not be mine, depending on which tabloids you read, though I adamantly deny it). Let's just say the 'Princess Diana' card has been played to the hilt once more.
Once again, our friends at Chi magazine have scooped the entire world, including both oglers, and pearl clutching aghast royal family defenders, with telescopic pics of Kate Middleton bikini pictures quite early pregnant and delving into the fun and sun provided on the private Caribbean island resort of Mustique, where for just $50,000 a night, you can have your own private, err, nearly private, villa to let your regal beagle loose on the beach. I'd be lying if I didn't say we were hoping for more topless shots, but I suppose that ship sailed for the last time the last time Chi shocked the blue-bloods.