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Home Plate Doormat: Score Every Time You Get Home

You won't be able to round the bases as much as you'd like (unless you've got an insatiable girlfriend who wants to get it on every night), but you can come home and score every night when you step into your flat, without fail.

How? By getting the coolest doormat that was ever made: the Home Plate.

The more you will it, the more likely that's it's going to happen. You might strike out every once in a while, but if you come home to a home run every night, then maybe you can push those bad vibes away and just keep the good ones in check. Just make sure to put your bat to the plate whenever you bring a girl home for good luck.

Kidding aside, the mat is made of 100% polypropylene fiber system with reinforced and UV-stabilized face yarn that won't fade, rot, mildew, or shed. In other words, it won't look like a disgusting piece of crap by the end of the year, no mater how rainy it was the past few weeks.

And hey, if you happen to be a baseball fan...then all the better.

Score It: $24.99

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