The point of getting your significant other a nice present for V-day is what you can get for your efforts at the end of the night. Love is highly overrated and acts of utmost sweetness should only be reserved for corny cheese balls. Now that the the day most singles and non-singles dread has come, we want to wish everyone a Happy F'cking Valentines (and we hope it'll mostly apply in the literal sense of the word.)
This series of hilarious Valentine's-related art was created by Rob & Sam with the help of their friends. We selected our favorite from their illustrations (read: the snarkiest, most in-your-face ones) but there are a whole lot more of these on their blog, in case you're looking for more.
I hope y'all are ready for a truly f'cking Valentine's. I know I am.