Good Worth Keys Have Boobies, Asses, Weed and More–What About Yours?

Keys. They’re probably the most boring things you have hanging off your keychain. Unlike iPhone cases or sunglasses or pajamas, these essentials don’t really come in a very rich selection for the discerning guy wh0′d like some good-looking keys to have, for a change.

…Or do they?

Apparently, Good Worth Keys knows the worth of good keys, and they’re giving guys all over the world a choice when it comes to their keys. Instead of the boring, regular, old silver key, they’ve rolled out a bunch of keys with designs and etchings of the stuff that guys love the most: boobies, asses, weed, guns, and more.

They also have one particular key called ‘Best Wishes’ that you should reserve for the place or room that you hate the most. Why? Because it’s basically a key that flips out the keyhole of the door it’s supposed to open, so at least you have some sort of consolation before you head into hell (like the shed full of junk you’re supposed to clean out five years ago, for example.)

This is good stuff.

Get It: $8

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