An Ode Upon Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Self-Awareness

There’s nothing truly hotter than a sextastic girl who knows she’s got the goods to make you look, and then showing a whole heaping load of those goodies by way of social media just to remind everybody that she knows that you know that she knows she’s going to give you a pain in your shorts. Okay, that same girl nekkid is technically hotter, but let’s not parse on a day when our belusted minxy bombshell Sara Jean Underwood uploads one of our favorite images of the fanboy faptastic favorite ever.

Getting ready for some pimping radio show in Detroit, Sara Jean got the puppies in just the perfect position to promote away any and all things needed downstairs from her hotel room. Whatever it is she was selling, I’m sure every red blooded boy in attendance was ready, willing, and hoping to be able to buy.

And, thus concludes our ode. So hot. Enjoy.

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