The Avengers Porn Trailer Still Looks Better than ‘The Green Lantern’ (VIDEO)

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Despite an LA Times readers’ poll naming The Avengers as the most overrated film of 2012, no one else seems to want to complain about the movie like I do. I guess when you’ve become one of the highest-grossing films of all time, you sort of clear the hurdle of criticism. The one thing I won’t complain about however, is the XXX porn version of Marvel’s mightiest superheroes. Because let’s face, during the entire movie you just kept waiting for Black Widow to tear that leather jumpsuit off and get down to business.

The dialogue in most superhero movies is already pretty corny and wooden, so it makes sense for this genre to become heavily lampooned in the porn industry. And with nothing other than sheer spectacle to keep the industry alive in the wake of the internet, the XXX parody has become a lifeline, especially in the face of new laws affecting condom use in porn that may move most filming out of the country for good. So enjoy homegrown American porn parodies while you can folks. Soon these things will have ‘Made in China’ stamped on them.

So what are our favorite XXX movie parody trailers?

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