Ten BDSM Movies That Will Still Probably Be Better Than ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

I’ve never read Fifty Shades of Grey’. I will never read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ I don’t care about ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ But you can bet your ass I’ll find the erotic scenes of the BDSM with whatever ingenue actress they cast in the movie online and watch them over and over again. Yesterday, a rumor started to swirl that Don’t Trust the B- actress Krysten Ritter was up for the role of Ana Steele in the film adaptation, who I guess is supposed to be like Bella Swan, but more interesting and more DTF by the end of the book.

Now, while her choking on vomit scene in Breaking Bad could mean she’d be good at choking on other things as well, it seems the rumor began just because a fan said they thought Ritter would be great for the role and the actress confirmed that she’d love to do it. And that was it. Whoever’s cast, we can assume that since ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was originally written as Twilight fan fiction, the film version will undoubtedly probably suck as much as those vampire movies ((save for some nudity that hopefully won’t get dumbed down to PG-13)

So here are ten movies with some hanky spanky we think will still be better than Fifty Shades of Grey whenever it eventually gets made.

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