Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.
Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I’ve never heard of though he’s in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow’d up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People’s Choice Awards last night. Now, I’m still not quite clear what the hell the People’s Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the ‘Hey, I’m Awesome’ celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I’d say the ‘People’ in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.
And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we’ll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we’re just going to leer at Taylor’s ta-tas. Enjoy.