Safe For Work Porn: This is Freedom

Or as Bane would say… This is your liberation!

Porn is to guys as shopping is to girls–in other words, neither can live without it. If you’re one of the unlucky many with a girl at home who turns into the porn police once in a while, then you’ve got no choice but to risk getting your fill at work or suffer the consequences. (It’ll be like high school all over again, if you know what I mean.)

The good news? There’s a new site in town called PornSFW and it’s full of dirty ladies who you can totally whack off to. The best part? It’s 1oo% safe for work!

The catch? It’s not as explicit as all the other sites you’ve been to–meaning you won’t see any titties or cracks or glazed donuts–but if you know your porn and know it well, then filling in the blanks should be no problem for you.

It’s kind of hard to explain what they did to the dirty pictures, so check out the gallery and go see for yourself. This is probably the first (and only) time where porn can be described as freaking hilarious. It’s also incredibly sex-tastic, not to mention a major turn-on for legions of guys everywhere who have hyperactive imaginations.

As an extra treat, we dug up this also SFW sort-of hardcore video that Italian clothing company Diesel put out a couple of years ago for their 30th anniversary. Now that’s definitely our kind of celebration… Enjoy!

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