Ron Jeremy Goes Down! No, Not Like That

Our friends at TMZ are reporting that hirsute chubby porn legend Ron Jeremy is at Cedars-Sinai with a major aneurysm being rushed into surgery as we speak.

For many of us, Ron Jeremy represents the dream that any man can bag 1,000 ladies while eating a cheeseburger if they just smile and act confident and don’t shave their backs.

Godspeed, Ron Jeremy.

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