Ever wished you could eat ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner when you were a kid? Obviously the parentals said “no” when you asked them then, but you’re 18 now and free to do as you please. What’s stopping you? Disgusting ice cream flavors, that’s what.
Aside from the usual vanilla and butter pecan that’s best served during dessert (or after break-ups, if you’re that kind of guy), weird ice cream flavors like miso ramen, bacon, and squid ink are cropping up all over the place. Well, mostly in Japan, but it’s only a time before someone imports them all the way over here. So if you really wanted to draw up a menu where all you could eat was ice cream, then now you actually can.
Here’s a sample: for breakfast, you can start off with some bacon ice cream. For lunch, maybe some chicken wing ice cream with a couple scoops of garlic and spring onion on the side. For dinner, go for ramen with a wasabi cone and have some beer ice cream to keep it all down.
Disgusting, ain’t it?