Maria Menounos Yoga Moves Give Us An Embarrassing Upward Facing Dog

Hey, is it my fault that almost all yoga pose names sound somewhat dirty?

And dirty yoga can be, at least in the eyes of the pervy beholder, when leering at Maria Menounos and her Grecian asstastic performing stretchy, bendy, asstastic yoga moves on the set of Extra, even in the currently chilled climates of Los Angeles. We feel nothing but warmth for Maria as she arches her ‘body part we’d most like to see arched’ in a literal ode to why women are the superior gender; we men will never create anything quite so glorious or powerful as the prone buttside of Maria Menounos. Enjoy.

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