Have you ever been told that you're not man enough? It doesn't matter if it came from your mom, your hussy of an ex-girlfriend, or your piss-drunk buddies. The only thing that matters is if you are--or if you aren't.
Now apparently, a huge part of what makes a man is his smell. You don't have to take my word for it (and I suggest that you don't, really) but yes, to be a man, you have to smell like a man. Look it up and you'll quickly realize that real men smell like beer, bacon, or cannabis. The outdoorsy types would most likely smell like a bonfire, fresh cut grass, baseball gloves, top soil, or a cedar wood cabin.
Then there are those who smell like cold hard cash and muscle rub. As for what type of guys they are, don't ask me.
The good news is that you don't have to smother yourself senseless with these random objects in order to smell like them, and in effect, smell like a man. (Although if you do have a ton of cash you can roll in, then why not?) Instead, pick up a couple bars of these ManHands man soaps and you're well on your way.
Available in all of the scents listed so far plus brewed coffee, buttered popcorn, democrat, margarita, nag champa incense, obsession cologne, red wine, republican, or urinal mint, there isn't a manly scent that doesn't have a soap to go along with it. So indulge yourself and be a man in the lousiest sense of the word.
Get It: $6.95