Mm egotastic skin leftgutter tom 663166ef64649f5388611c31eae828065c5c2febe55175611c1b05ce43835adaB10201932
Mm egotastic skin rightgutter tom 391dcbe6a0f1d21605994926a35e5ce14aa00208afd8db1e8ff287707cbffae6B10201932

Mallory Hagan, Here She Comes, Miss America

Honestly, I didn't even know the Miss America pageant was still going on, I kind of think it got put on hiatus, but it's back, and with a blonde vengeance, as Miss New York, though an Alabama native, Mallory Hagan dropped an All-American level of heat for the historical pageant, bikinis, gowns, talent, crying, running mascara, the whole nine yards of the beauty pageant world. Even the vaseline on her teeth got kind of choked up as the crown was placed upon her head.

Now, you know we're not big fans of the pageant world here. It starts with Honey Boo Boo and ends with a girl named Doreen at 38 in an airport bar mumbling about how she used to be Ms. Norman, Oklahoma, but, in this specific instance, checking out the full, stacked, new representative of wholesome beauty, well, Mallory, we'd crown you as well. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Miss America Pageant, Mallory Hagan


Around the Web