Now, that last time my tremendous girth busted open anything made of latex, it was a…. oh, never mind, you know where that lame joke is headed. But a less lame joke, though still funny as hell, was watching Lady Gaga and her plastic pants rip open as she bent over during a concert up in the Great White North.
Now, many guys on here can relate to a split or near split of the trousers during a lethargic fat couch potato point in their existence, so we must treat humanely the Lady who has been on vacation and bulking up a bit lately in the gluteals. Still, there’s something extra special about tearing those shiny latex pants asunder mid performance in front of a live audience. Score one for Canada. Enjoy.