Begrudgingly, we must distance ourselves from our feelings about Kim Kardashian the porn star merchandising machine and primary puppet of her string-pulling stage and brothel mom and just look at Kim Kardashian the short busty hottie who has raised public promiscuity and exposure to a financial art form the past half-dozen years.
With the news that Kim has now become with child, quite possibly the illicit love child betwixt Kim and her rapper stalker boyfriend, Kanye West, well, we have a feeling Kim's body is about to go Death Star on us in terms of proportions. And not the first Death Star, but the second one they rebuilt after the first that was even bigger and rounder and could not be penetrated (well, I imagine Kim will still keep this feature even when large and in charge). So, today, we look back on the last several years of Kim looking mighty fine, as we must admit that she has, and does, and certainly keeps attracting professional athletes and rappers to want to tap her keg o' booty. Enjoy.