Kate Middleton Carrying My Baby, Err, Prince Bill’s Baby, And Still Looking Fine

At the unveiling of her official portrait in Central London, Kate Middleton, the future Queen of England, the Duchess of Cambridge, and rumored to be my baby mama (though I continue to adamantly public deny conjugal relations with her royal highness, especially that part about forming the London Bridge), looked mighty fine as the future line of Windsor lay tucked in her babymaker.

We’ve always said that, despite needing a tea sandwich or three, Kate Middleton is the best looking British monarch since the invention of the camera (and those older portraits don’t really show many hotties in the ruling line), and now bursting with life, Kate continues to show why her genes might just bring a future handsome or hot rules of the kingdom. Enjoy.

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