Jennifer Lawrence Strikes a Sextastic Pose in Vanity Fair, We Resolve To Have Tender But Passionate Sex With Jennifer in 2013

I know those of you who’ve been following us for a while know that I, along with approximately 464 million other men, have committed to making sweet saucy love to Jennifer Lawrence, who strikes an amazingly alluring set of poses in the upcoming Vanity Fair magazine, which, while not designed for the hardcore leering types, can not help but show off the sexy side of Jennifer Lawrence, as all her sides are so passion inducing.

In the article in the magazine, Jennifer continues to explain what a simple girl she is, a junk food junkie who prefers the quiet life, which is why we have now amended our personal JLaw fantasy to include popcorn fried chicken from KFC and some sound proofing panels duct taped to our boudoir. There will be screams of ecstasy, mostly from us, and, in fact, we’ve already started. Jennifer Lawrence, you are one hot  young woman. Enjoy.

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