The eighth installment of Spartan Ops for Halo 4 is coming your way on Monday and you don't want to be caught flat footed when the Promethean-on-human violence begins again. You're getting the five playable co-op-able chapters and the computer generated mini-movie to make sense of it all for FREE. Or, rather, for the cost of a Halo 4 disc, your Xbox Live subscription, your internet subscription and the electricity to power it all. Oh, and the roof over your head and indoor plumbing should probably be factored into the cost too. But think of it this way: there are a lot of people who paid for all of that stuff except for the Halo 4 disc, and those losers damn sure aren't getting any Spartan Ops at all, so you can cabbage-patch in celebration on that one. Check out the trailer for Episode 8 of Spartan Ops and the video below for insight on what I mean by "cabbage-patch."