Let's be honest, you think you've got rotten parents, but you'd have a hard time trumping The Lohans, Michael and Dina, they of many arrests, imprisonments, controlled substance abuse, and almost a comically self-satisfying pair of parents so incredibly horrible, that it makes us still hold out a shred of sympathy for what has become of Lindsay Lohan, not to mention her younger sister, Ali Lohan, for whom Dina wrote us a letter two years ago claiming we were a source of her corruption. That wasn't even worth laughing at.
Well, now Dina, the drug and alcohol rattled mama, is laying out claims that Michael beat her as a young wife, and, who knows, he's such a major league douchebag, it's quite possible. In either case, our friends at Entertainment Tonight have exclusive photos of Dina wearing a shiner they'd like to share with the world.
No woman deserves to ever be hit by any man, even a mom who tries to dress and look and party and snort just like her daughters as they all circle the bowl toward their drain-destiny.