Do a Manti Te’o: Get a Fake Girlfriend

I don’t know why they’re making this incredibly huge fuss over Manti Te’o and his fake girlfriend. I mean, guys make up stories about fake girlfriends and fake exes all the time. Oh wait, I do know: because he’s a damn good footballer who’s got a chance at making it big in the NFL. At this rate, he’ll probably still be drafted but he’ll forever be known as “the guy with the fake girlfriend” until he does something truly amazing in his career.

Not that we’re saying Manti made it all up, because as the news reports indicate, he’s got a good-for-nothing ex-friend to not thank for all of that. If you find it beneath yourself to make a fake girlfriend for whatever reasons you may have, then not to worry because there’s a service online that will one for you.

Make an ex jealous and make your friends jealous by having someone from Namoro pose as your girlfriend for a few days. Heck, you can drive them all nuts and get a fake girlfriend for 30 days, to make the whole thing more legit.

The price will depend on how long you want your fake girlfriend for. If you want her for three days, then you’ll have to dish out $10. Want a girlfriend for 30 days? Then you’ll have to pay $99 for that ‘premium’ service. As a bonus, she’ll post 30 comments on your profile to make it more believable.

Oh yeah, and once people find out, you can book yourself a one-way ticket to Losersville.

Fake It: $10 – $99

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