I was going to say that now you can be anyone's beard with the Beardski, but I decided against it at the last minute, because really, nobody wants to be anyone's beard, no matter how hot or sexy she is. (Then again, that's all the more reason not to be her beard, right?)
Anyway, an instant ginger beard is what you'll be getting with the Beardski. It's the perfect ski mask for any guy (or gal) who wants to keep his (or her) face warm while navigating the slopes of the Alps while freaking everyone else in the process. If you're not up for a ginger beard, then no worries because these Beardskis come in eight different styles so you're bound to find one that suits your discriminating tastes.
You might think that people will be too creeped out to approach you, but we're telling you: some women like their men hairy. This could be your big chance.
Get a Beard: $34.95