Being the veteran of not one, but two dramatically disastrous promo nights, one of which actually resulted in a hospital visit, which ought teach me a lesson about taking a very pregnant girl out for the evening, I know a thing or two about May-time disappointment. But, I also remember the fantasy of it all. Not so much the dressing up and the flowers and the big night out for teens in limos and the Blues Traveler power ballad, but trying to get into the pants of my prom date after I spent every single dollar of my hard-earned pot sales money on the annual junior-senior fancy night out.
And watching Ashley Benson modeling for Faviana prom wear, the vastly underrated hot blonde Ashley Benson who we can’t wait to see in Spring Breakers, well, we’re flashing back to all sorts of hope and promise of what could’ve been on those special nights back in high school. Albeit, our dates never quite looked like Ashley Benson, wore dresses quite as well as Ashley Benson, and in one case, smelled an awful lot like a very old peanut. Still, this is what dreams are made of. Ah, the prom. Enjoy.