Let’s face it, actors throw pretty boring parties. Sure, some of the big doozies from the party-players get wild, but your rank and file thespian is an introverted fiend, locked in their abode wondering if their chin is too big or too small for hours on end, wondering if joining Scientology might give them a leg up in the business. Not so fun.
So when the SAG Awards let out and the ‘after-parties’ began, we kept our expectations in check, which allowed us the pleasant surprise of seeing our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, come from the land of the ice and the snow, in a see-through dress flashing a little rump and fun stuff that made us giggle a bit like schoolgirls. Well, at least the schoolgirls in our dream entitled, Teacher Amanda spanks a naughty student. Oh, Amanda, your see-through dress doth inspire. Enjoy.