Their Economy May Be Beating Ours, But Our Shark Tanks Explode A Lot Less (VIDEO)

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Smile, you sonofabitch

There are a couple reasons why I don’t travel to China. One) I don’t like eating and then being hungry again half an hour later. Two) I don’t speak a lick of any Chinese dialect. Three) I have a strong fish fetish and like to stand at aquariums in front of the tanks for hours on end imagining that I was a merman with the ability to swim among the starfish.

Now while you might not see the connection to that and why I don’t travel to China, you only have to watch the video above of a shark tank exploding at a Chinese shopping mall, spilling gallons of water and a bunch of meat-eating fish out onto the floor, all captured on CCTV, and resulting in many serious injuries of deep cuts and bruises from flying glass and debris. Just when you thought it was safe to go into a Chinese pet store.

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