Do you know why so many people get depressed around the holidays? Because these people do not understand that the holidays are not about family, or giving, or merriment, or junk like that, it’s all about the ridiculous bevy of Christmas-themed topless photo shoots. Case in point, Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells just playing in fake snow and flashing funbags for your yuletide pleasure and for Page 3.
This holiday season, try to narrow focus to the areas below the chin and above the waist on your favorite celebrity hotties and I think you’ll find that you’re no longer feeling blue (well, not in the head at least). Enjoy.