We really do have a secret lust crush on Kurdish-Dutch fashion designer Olcay Gulsen who loves to bring her tasty bikini bottom to Miami about thrice a year to put on a memorably hot display of foreign hottie goodness.
Olcay recently divorced her Dutch soccer legend fiance or something, Edgar Davids, which makes her single in my book, and more than ready to mingle by the looks of not one, but two ridiculously sweet bikinis over the Christmas holiday, leaving us unusually speechless. Hey, we don't talk in museums and we don't talk when we see beautiful works of art prancing about the beach either. We are gentlemen, after all. Slightly disturbed, but polite just the same. Enjoy.