Stripclub Offers Lindsay Lohan a Job Offer. My Singles Stay in My Wallet As I Ogle Actresses Who’ve Stripped on Screen

Lindsay Lohan should be no stranger to strip clubs. She’s played a stripper in a movie before. She’s surely visited some on her own. And its where her dad probably goes to spend most of the money he’s stolen out of her over the years. But as TMZ is reporting, she may soon find herself working at one. Scores, the famous New York strip club, is offering to pay off the massive debts Lindsay’s accrued on her storage locker and Beverly Hills mansion if she goes to work for them hosting several online events. And this job would require no nudity. Now, of course, this is a ‘job’ which means she’d have to show up and work and as we all know A) That hardly ever happens and B) When it does you get Liz and Dick.

It always seems like at the end of the day, actresses end up at strip clubs one way or another. And by that I mean that like Lindsay and Heidi Montag, when the industry shits you out, you start doing ‘hosting’ events for strip clubs and the sex-industry at large. You personally are not partaking in the stripping, which is what you tell yourself, but there’s something even less respectable about that. And the other way that’s true is that when an actress maybe isn’t putting asses in seats anymore, they know it’s time to take a ‘provocative’ role in a ‘indie’ movie as a stripper. And that means they appear in a movie that no one will see or take seriously for the most part. But who cares! Because it means we get to see them ride a pole like their career is going down in flames. And what could be better.

So enjoy our gallery of actresses who’ve turned to stripping to pay the bills one way or another.

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