Humpday Huzzah! Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes from Fifty Shades of Grey Photoshoot (Fifty Shades of Awesome!)

 

While yesterday may have been the day of bountiful giving, well, don’t expect any dropoff the day after, not on this Wednesday, this humpday of your already shortened, if not entirely canceled workweek, you lucky effin’ bastard. No, sir-ee, when abundance in the manner of outtakes of Rosie Jones from her Fifty Shades of Grey BDSM-lite pictorial for Nuts magazine are ‘neath the wrapping paper, heck, everyday becomes just like Christmas.

Oh, how we imagine Rosie, ourselves, a little bit of duct tape (it truly has a thousand and one uses), a little black lingerie, and some complete album sides of Def Leppard blaring from our iPods as we lay waste to all forms of decency, let alone basic sanitary guidelines, as we make magical sexy time for an entire weekend in our Comfort Suites Inn executive suite. But, we digress. As will you after checking out these images of Rosie Jones bound and funbagged. Just glorious. Enjoy.

P.S. If you can’t get enough of Fifty Shades of Grey, check out a peek at adult film starlet Allie Haze in Smash Pictures now on DVD parody version of the film that takes it to an entirely new level.