You haven't been that good this year, have you? Didn't think so. Nonetheless, the cooler-than-thou kids at Rockstar have unleashed a flood of five, count 'em, FIVE screens from Grand Theft Auto V this Christmas Eve and they're more gangster than anything Chevy Chase is doing on your TV right now. Check 'em out and pay close attention to the shark, some kind of bathyscaphe (it's a technical term) and the three main characters posing in shadow. Those three thing right there are what this game is all about. Together they send a holiday message of "kiss my mistletoe!"