Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: A Boob Fondling, Death Defying Extravaganza

The Christmas edition of Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week is… pretty well bereft of anything Santatastic. What we do have in this installment are the inimitable chesticles of serial trouser-troubler Denise Milani; we’re sure you’ll attest that they’re quite the -wait for it!- booby prize nonetheless.

As you bask in the glory of another of our top-bollock tittacular puns, let’s see what made it into this week’s cocktail of crazy. We have the lady-groping Super Mario cosplayer who ran amuck/afondle in Times Square (there’s speculation that this mam-manhandling miscreant’s catchphrase was Tits a-me, Mario!, though this is just conjecture). Elsewhere, a real-life dude’s real-life blood-bleeding genitalia is hosed off the sidewalk after a real-life attempt to emulate a not-real-life Assassin’s Creed leap of faith.

We should specify that it would have been, were these two internet funsters not simply creating a humorous video parody for piss-takery purposes. Assassin’s Creed III revelers would be wise to peruse the gallery; as would anybody with an insatiable lust for insanity and norkage.

Kotaku bring us mamtastic Mario and the Assassin’s Creed parodying.

Hit Nintendolife for more on the Wii U thievery.

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