Further Proof Of Nicolas Cage’s Immortality

There is further evidence that Nicolas Cage has been around for centuries. A picture has surfaced of the apoplectic actor dressed as the Virgin Mary, which if not a recent Photoshop job, is at least older than the 49-year-old actor. This isn’t the first time that clues as to the long life of the scion of the Coppola family. A picture taken in 1867 floated around the internet a couple of years ago that showed a man with an uncanny resemblance to Cage. Perhaps it’s just a coincidence or maybe Cage can travel through time. Some have speculated that Cage could be a vampire. I don’t think so. I think Nicolas Cage has been around since the beginning of time.

First of all I’m not implying that Nick Cage is the Virgin Mary but just that he posed for the picture. I do think he was around when Jesus was doing his thing 2 thousand years ago. The Book of Genesis talks about a race of giants that walked the Earth soon after the creation of the world. Surely the star of Face Off and Ghost Rider is one of these semi-divine beings. The man is a force of nature when he is acting. I don’t think that he is a vampire because he can appear in film and everyone knows that vampires can not be photographed. Perhaps he was there with Aeschylus and Sophocles at the invention of theater? Maybe he played an overwrought Hamlet in Shakespeare’s first staging of the show? What it means is that we have several more centuries of performances like the one below from The Wicker Man to look forward to. Cage be praised!

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