Only the good die young. The more I hear that phrase, the more I realize just how true it is. Meanwhile, the Devil’s Midget will probably live to be 150, or, you know, forever in whatever new tiny form he takes in the future.
Either way, we did pay $7.45 for a set of dolls for our writer Jack Tomas to play with, and while we certainly anticipated some serious nonsense, and perhaps even some kind of cover story explaining how one of the Ken dolls got lodged in his rectum, we never expected Jack to start covering so much hard hitting news with his little friends.
Check out this installment of Egotastic! Doll House Theater and see what really happened in the Justin Bieber castration plot. Enjoy.