Is there anything more seductive than a superfine Paraguayan model mom crawling her way toward you you with her majestically taut barely covered booty up in the air like a bloodhound signaling a successful scent acquisition? Um, no, I don’t think so, and I’m sure it was greatly appreciated by the dude that Claudia Galanti crawled up on on the lounge chair in Miami, a dude we’ll refer to only as ‘one stupid lucky bastard’.
Now, personally, I’m not giving up hope on the sextastic likes of Claudia Galanti feline-like on all fours coming up to make some nookie with me on the beach. Albeit, the last time I passed out at the beach, I awoke to find a liquored-up homeless dude doing the same going for my wallet, so, I’ve got a long way to go. Still, where there is asstastic, there is always hope. Enjoy.