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Anne Hathaway Learns the Easy Way that Flashing Your Les Muff Is the Quickest Way to the Top of the Google Search Chart

On Tuesday we were all treated to Anne Hathaway's nekkid nether-regions as she was getting out of a limo at the Les Miserables premiere in NYC. The Dark Knight Rises actress didn't wasn't so keen on the photos, responding that it was 'devastating' and that 'they saw everything.' Yes, Anne, yes we did. But let's get real for a second Ms. Hathaway. This is America and in America, it's a well known fact that the paparazzi are going to be crouching in front of an arriving limo at a film premiere ready for that upskirt shot of gold. So to wear a tight, high skirt, go commando and then act surprised that both sets of your lips got caught smiling on celluloid is a little bit of B.S. Which is why we're calling shenanigans on Anne Hathaway.

Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Brad', we took a look at the Google web search interest over the last month and as you can clearly see in the chart above, Hathaway went from the bottom of fifth place (behind even Madonna?) to spiking all the way to numero uno with just one exit from a limo. So are we saying that she planned the beaver shot in order to scrape her way past Kim Kardashianon her ascent to the summit of Mount Google? We're just saying the same woman sly and smart enough to star in a movie called Bride Wars doesn't do anything without calculating the odds.

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