While I often get labeled with the ‘unsophisticated’ ‘sophomoric’ and ‘juvenile’ labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let’s face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you’re a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.
Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can’t hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5×5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we’re going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.