A young boy once asked a wise man which he preferred, Fridays or Funbags. The wise man replied ‘In that choice, there is no choice.’ While the young boy was interpreting the sagely advice, the wise man kicked him in his pre-pubescent nut sack and ran.
I was that young boy. And in that painful moment that I carry forward to this very day, did conceive T.G.I.F., a combination of perhaps the two greatest things in life, the end of the week of school or work or supervised community service and the precious, milky melons placed on the chests of beautiful women by Mother Nature herself as her greatest gift to man-kind.
This week we celebrate T.G.I.F. with brunette model-babe Emma Glover in her brand new Zoo pictorial. Emma is hot and alluring and topless all over, and the perfect image to kick us off into 48-hours of extreme debauchery and intermittent bouts of public urination. I recommend you do the same. Enjoy.