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'Silent Night' Trailer Counts Down the 12 Days of Christmas With Blood, Boobs and Babes (VIDEO)

I've been terrified of Christmas ever since that time I went to visit that mall store Santa Claus as a child, told him what I wanted that holiday season and felt something very hard start poking up against my thigh. I only saw that Santa one more time after the trial and it was when he was going door-to-door after moving into the neighborhood for legal reasons. Long story short, Christmas lends itself as much to holiday horror as holiday spirit.

Which is why I'm into the Silent Night trailer, a horror movie about a killer Santa Claus going after people with a cattle prod like he was Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men. Plus uber-sexyJaime King pops up as a local sheriff out to bring Kris Kringle to justice before the murders continue and you just know Ms. King's been naughty all year. Or at least she has been when I go to sleep and think about her. Now if only they'd make a good Hanukkah Harry horror movie...

Silent Night is released on Blu Ray December 4th.

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