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Pippa Middleton Stars in ‘Return of the Booty’ in Purple Technicolor
Okay, so it was just a glimmering flash of backside wonderment, but as we were kind of trying to see the first regal sister's bouncing little funbags under her snug purple winter dress, suddenly, Pippa Middleton turned and we caught sight of the regal beagle we first fell in lust with almost eighteen months ago now. It was brief, but we felt a stirring in our briefs we had long since forgotten.
Now, Pippa's new party planning book sales may be flatter than the girl I dated throughout high school, but the future Queen's sister has still got it going on in the seat department.
Ring the bells at Westminster. The hinds have returned! Enjoy.
ON OCCASION, THE PRIM AND PROPER PIPPA STILL FLASHES THE HOT CAN