Miranda Kerr May Not Be Flashing Real Nipples, But She Is Most Definitely Super Fine

Hmm, these dresses where they cut fake seams that look like nipples right close to where the blessed nipples ought to be, well, unlike the inventor of stretch pants who needs exultation, the creator of this fashion abomination needs to be drawn and quartered and then drawn thrice more.

Nevertheless, no mere piddling clothing industry protuberance could distract us from the inherent hotness that is Miranda Kerr, peddling her visual wares down the avenues of New York in a tight dress. It’s Fall in the Big Apple and we are falling head over heels for Miranda (yeah, that’s lame, but it’s basically true). Enjoy.

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