Look, we like our women in all shapes and sizes, we really do, but when a woman has but one and only one asset on her resume and it happens to be the shape of her form, she’s going to come under the body microscope that much more than say, John Candy. Nobody cared how fat John Candy was, well, maybe his doctor. But when Kim Kardashian, perhaps the world’s greatest, if not most highly paid, straight up body-for-hire pimpstress, starts packing on the lbs., not only might we comment, we feel downright obliged.
Last night in Miami, whilst filming her reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, Kim Kardashian donned a full on pleather cat woman suit made famous in various feature films and fetish roleplay sessions in my basement over the past several years and attempted to get by with the ‘slimming black’ effect. It was like she sewed herself into one giant body-Spanx, whose seams held firm, provided Kim did not imbibe or ingest any food or water through the entire evening.
In fact, some might suggest that when she returned home and serviced Kanye in the way her mama taught her, her cat suit literally exploded off of her body. Enjoy.