Kendall Jenner Skintight Dress For Cracking the Barely Legal Barrier Down Under

Never let it be said that the Egotastic! detective squad isn’t always on the job. When trying to figure out why Kris Jenner exported her teen daughter and rising pimpstress to Australia, our Spidey senses began to tingle, along with some other Kendall Jenner related tingles we dare not speak, and then we realized that the ole (or young) age of consent in Australian lands just happens to coincide with the number of candles on Kendall Jenner’s last birthday cake. Oh, the financial possibilities in Kris Jenner’s puppet master mind were a’swirling.

And let it all begin with one very naughty skintight dress. A yellow thing clung completely to the elevating model body of the next gen of Kardashian merchandise machine who we are restricted so heavily from truthfully revealing here in Yankee territory, but when she’s down in the Southern Hemisphere, the gloves are off, though not the dress. That would require some serious WD-40 spray and peels. It’s almost too much. But Down Under, it’s all perfectly legit. Enjoy.

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