Once again, it takes a super curvaceous hottie to remind us that not everything about the world of fashion is loathsome and boring.
Kelly Brook put on quite the breastacular show last night at the London Fashion Awards, proving once again that women get hotter when they eat like a normal person, as the cute but waifish models about Kelly had to step aside as her buxom curves made their way across their award show and stole all of the thunder.
In my dreams, Kelly Brook is a nurse, a caring kind and sponge-bathing nurse whose loofa rubs make all the pain leave the body, you know, except for one part where there is temporary suffering. But it's a dream, so that eventually gets the loofa as well. Enjoy.