Well, it happens to everyone, if you’re lucky I suppose, veteran blonde bombshell Jenny McCarthy hit the big 4-0 today, but she did not go out of her 30’s meekly, firing up her twin jets of chest flesh last night at the Gallery Club in Vegas as the hostess of their Halloween party. Hey, when you’re a sextastic celebrity, you don’t just celebrate your birthday, you get paid to celebrate it.
For the official record, we must say, Jenny did look mighty fine last night in her mask and skimpy costume. Some would say a muzzle might be an additionally delightful addition to perfecting an evening out with Jenny McCarthy, but I say, then how can I hear her telling me I’m the biggest and the best ever (yes, I live in a dream world, but it’s a pretty fucking fun one).
Happy Birthday, Jenny McCarthy. Keep putting that work of body art on display, we’ll keep watching.