Let's start with the caveat that we'd trade our left nut for the chance to employ our remaining jewel in or around the sweet delights of any one (or more) of Italian model Claudia Romani
Russian fashion model Natasha Poly
or our supreme mommy dearest transplant, Rita Rusic
all three of whom appeared in bikinis in Miami as part of an legal alien invasion of the most awesome kind. If we can keep exporting the likes of Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow, and receiving Claudia, Natasha, and Rita in return, I'd call us coming out on top in the Trans-Atlantic trade department. Enjoy.