‘Breaking Bad’ Porn Parody Trailer Crystalizes (get it?) the Art of XXX Parodies (VIDEO)

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Jesse's Pink Man?

We have a long wait ahead of us until Breaking Bad returns for it’s final half-season in 2013. So incase you were going through Walter White withdrawal (or actual meth withdrawal like myself), the porn industry is here to the rescue to swoop in with a X-rated parody of the AMC series. The ‘plot’ is basically that porn is illegal so it’s up to Walter and Jesse (re-cast as a tight-sweatered former female student) to keep the industry alive. It translates eerily well.

The internet may have changed the world, but it also basically destroyed the porn industry. Why bother fapping off for a price when I can just steal my downstairs neighbor’s wireless and fap off for free without having to worry about long buffering? For the record, long buffering is also my favorite kind of fetish porn at the moment. Look it up. But the only way to get people to actually purchase porn again, many companies are going the parody route it seems. The attention to detail ranges from piss poor (nice Hogwarts set Harry Twatter) to creepily exact (Seinfeld and Family Guy, for example, as you’ll see below).

When you’ve seen every babysitter, scat, voyeur, hair-pulling fetish your moral sensibility will allow you to sit through without calling the authorities, I guess parody is the final frontier to bring people back to the herd of caring about professionally made pornography that isn’t just some dude who convinced his girlfriend that the red blinking light on the camera pointed at the bed means that it’s not on. Our fantasies have limits and at the end of the day, aren’t we all  curious what it would look like when Marge Simpson goes down on Homer?

Here are some of the better porn parody trailers to check out.

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