Oh, man, how bittersweet today is. Our highly belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis looking just all kinds of sultry brunette fine with her hands on her own petite treats on the pages of the November edition of Esquire magazine, being named by Esquire as the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' for 2012. Quite the honorific. At the same time, dammit, we just can't get it out of our heads how Hollywood trick or treat playboy Ashton Kutcher is now tapping the very source of our profound lust. We'll have to fight it, we must, because this is surely one of the more amazing pictorials of Mila we've seen in forever. And, this is only going to fuel the nightly dreams we have of Mila nekkid and naughty and begging us for another round of 'Where's the Bagel?'.
We're proud of you for taking off the clothes, Mila. The next step is to shed the dead weight in the form of that stupid 200-lb smile trailing you everywhere these days. We'll be there to catch you. Enjoy.