I like to tell people that they’re crazy not to want to ride the subway. That once you get past the bums touching themselves, the women with body oder pissing all over herself or the constant muggings, you get a real flavor for the city and its peoples. Well I take it back. I take it all back. After seeing this (poorly-shot) amateur video of a fight that breaks out on a train and is only subdued when a guy dressed like he’s watched The Matrix 5,000 times whips out a sword that he’d had on him, I’ve decided that not only will I never ride a subway or light rail again, but I’m against all trains now, even the kiddie one they have at the zoo. F that, man.