There’s absolutely nothing wrong with ogling, leering, adoring, even worshipping large full Halloween seasonal gourds on a fine looking woman like Kelly Hall.
This is my public affirmation for today. And thanks to outtakes from the Big Boobed Brunette pictorial series our friends at Nuts magazine ran last month, we can both publicly and privately affirm our lust for all things round and squeezable and perfectly desirable. Now, some of you might think you can skate on by with your longstanding record of extreme passion for funbags, but I’m here to tell you, this is not an avocation to be taken lightly or without the constant need for re-commitment.
There might come a day when you realize it’s been several hours since you’ve thought about motorboating a large pair of chest puppies. Don’t let that happen to you. It’s a horrible place to be. On this Ta-Ta-Tuesday, now is the time to recommit to your infantile passions. Trust. And, enjoy.